Doyle: Once upon a time, there was a vampire. And he was the meanest vampire in all the land. I mean other vampires were afraid of him he was such a bastard. Then, one day, he gets his soul back and suddenly he's mad with guilt. It's a fairly dull tale. It needs a bit of sex, in my opinion. So sure enough, he meets a girl. Pretty little blonde thing. A vampire slayer by trade. And our vampire falls madly in love. But eventually, they get fleshy with one another. And the moment he, well I guess the technical term is "Perfect Happiness". But when our boy gets there, he goes bad and kills again. Its ugly. When he gets his soul back for the second time, he figures he can't be anywhere near Miss Puppy-Eyes without endangering them both. He takes off and goes to L.A, to fight evil and atone for his crimes. He's a shadow, a faceless champion of the helpless human race.